Chris Castle 🐘🚴‍♂️ @crc@elephant.bike

RT @cfactoid@twitter.com
I can’t WAIT TO MAKE 500 NEW FRIENDS https://twitter.com/pycascades/status/1095387095818940416

You might have heard that it's snowing in Seattle. Nobody's getting any work done. Here's a @heroku@twitter.com snow mermaid to prove it. 🧜‍♀️💜

Good morning 😊

RT @kamal@twitter.com
The Kamal stack is

K - you don't have
A - product market fit yet
M - why you fucking around
A - with kubernetes
L - just use heroku

RT @thejonanshow@twitter.com
I need a technical writer with some availability in January, I know many of you are accomplished writers or know some you trust. We're looking to complete this work by the end of the month so we're in a bit of a hurry. Reach out!

What the heck is this amazon app?! You have destroyed my productivity today because I keep checking where my sleigh gnome delivery is!

☝️“Look at all the things I didn’t do.”

@hone02@twitter.com and @codefinger@twitter.com explain benefits of http://buildpacks.io vs writing Dockerfiles: composability, app aware image building, day-2 ops.

“Dockerfiles aren’t the right level of abstraction for app developers.” #kubecon @KubeCon_@twitter.com

Hey @mt165@twitter.com thanks for your @KubeCon_@twitter.com talk explaining a lot of complex stuff (@istiomesh) in a really simple way! #kubecon

Hey @cmcluck@twitter.com you said your mic issues were gonna result in a bad talk. In fact you getting everyone to move closer made it feel a bit more like a community. 😀 thank you for sharing your wisdom.

RT @KatharineBerry@twitter.com
The KubeCon schedule app is just a webview that doesn’t even work offline (and, shockingly, the WiFi and mobile networks are both ~dead in a room with eight thousand people). Why did they even bother?

My cab driver to the airport leaving Vegas asked me if I had any Latin in me. He also used the word fuckin’ about 20 times.

Despite not really liking Vegas, this made me smile and was a perfect capstone to a long week.

New beard trimmer. 🔊 on for full effect.

RT @mattreduce@twitter.com
Interested in working remotely ⁦@heroku@twitter.com⁩ on pentesting Linux, Docker, Kubernetes, AWS and a range of modern apps/APIs/CLIs? My DMs are open! 😄 https://www.heroku.com/careers/principallead-platform-security-engineer-17

“A CID is a pointer that spans the internet.” <— @mikeal@twitter.com. So much thought-provoking stuff going on in Mikeal’s head for the future of the internet. What do you think is next for the distributed internet? #cascadiajs #cjs18

Just got so excited to dig up my old midi controllers and see what I can do with them in the browser. Thanks @Rumyra@twitter.com! Try out her audio visualizations at http://codepen.io/Rumyra #cascadiajs #cjs18

Always great to hear what @jasnell@twitter.com has to share about what’s going on inside the engine that is Node now and in the future. Thank you James! #CascadiaJS #cjs18

Mentorship in the workplace is such a powerful practice — for mentee and mentor. Thanks for sharing your pro tips @gblock@twitter.com and for sharing your time with the inspiring @TaelurAlexis@twitter.com! #cascadiajs #CJS18

Wow, @atishay811@twitter.com, the natural entertainer and educator, just blew us away with how and when to write Node.js modules in C/C++. Check out an example here http://napi.atishay.me #cascadiajs #cjs18

There’s so much nefarious stuff that can be done with JavaScript! Ransomware and cryptojacking malware — such an interesting view most JS devs don’t think about much by @amirootyet@twitter.com #cascadiajs #cjs18

Real life depiction of @memodoring@twitter.com testing his Alexa voice code