Chris Castle 🐘🚴‍♂️ @crc@elephant.bike

RT @danieljpeter@twitter.activitypub.actor
The killer app for Salesforce Evergreen unveiled at #Cactusforce2020!

Image manipulation to render @andyinthecloud@twitter.com as a hotdog and a robot. 🌭🤖

RT @heroku
New on Code[ish] - @crc has a two year old nephew who likes pushing buttons, especially lights. When a Christmas tree appeared, he had a brainwave. He could combine his nephews love of buttons and lights. Hear more on the 50th episode of Code[ish]: http://hrku.co/codeish50

RT @buritica@twitter.activitypub.actor
. @TheEmpanadaFund@twitter.activitypub.actor will:

- sponsor software community events in Latin America
- provide opportunity scholarships for Latinx folks in US/CA
- be happy to take your tech money, and put it to good use

Read more about it here:

RTs welcome

https://buriti.ca/announcing-the-empanada-fund-15b3c7625b73

Getting set up for AWS re:Invent and noticed this Wi-Fi network. I wonder what will happen when I join?

RT @CascadiaJS@twitter.activitypub.actor
Just in time for the holidays, we have published the talks from #cjs19 to the web!

Enjoy 21 awesome talks on everything from Web Assembly to Machine Learning to building inclusive organizations ❤️

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLiioAbFTbKPR9XPV8g-gHu5q8w7g7mlH

RT @julian_duque
Here @crc killing it at the Introduction to Heroku session at #DF19

Hanging out at the @heroku booth at Dreamforce #DF19! Stop by to make your own selfie 🤳! #dreamforce #heroku #selfie https://selfie.camp/fbhz2

So cool to see this announced! You’ll soon be able to use @nodejs and @java directly in the Salesforce Platform.
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RT @SalesforceDevs
Just in from the #DF19 Developer Keynote: We're introducin@nodejs@twitter.activitypub.actorforce@java@twitter.activitypub.actorgreen, serverless functions and elastic compute for the #Customer360 Platform. 💻 Read more in t…
https://twitter.com/SalesforceDevs/status/1197205529367633921

RT @julian_duque@twitter.com
🎉 I'm super excited! I will be speaking at @Dreamforce@twitter.com 19 along with @crc@twitter.com about @heroku@twitter.com, if you are attending come to our session https://success.salesforce.com/sessions?eventId=a1Q3A000021ea1UUAQ#/session/a2q3A000002BJNyQAO

RT @CascadiaJS@twitter.com
We all know that open source maintainers are not compensated properly for the work they do.

While we at CascadiaJS don't have the resources to pay folks, we CAN make it easier for them to attend #CJS19.

Introducing: Discounts for Maintainers!
https://2019.cascadiajs.com/maintainers

Heroku has Duke plushies!!! @s1p@twitter.com @heroku@twitter.com #duke #java

Random TechRepublic article just made me cackle out loud, which is unusual on a tired Friday night:

"I also have a standing rule, I do not make fun of individual people. Except for Larry Ellison, who is not people. He effectively runs on a gallon of infant blood, or something."

h/t to @schneems@twitter.com: He found that Google Meet Hangouts now work in Safari!!! No more copy/paste dance from Safari to Chrome to join meetings! Thanks @webkit@twitter.com @Apple@twitter.com (oh, no screen share yet)

RT @crtr0@twitter.com
If you care about helping folks from non-traditional background get into tech, please donate to one or more of these amazing orgs & RT! 🤗

@Code2040@twitter.com
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@VetsWhoCode@twitter.com
@turingschool@twitter.com https://twitter.com/crtr0/status/1179083230311436288

lol @UPS@twitter.com my package has now gone from China to Alaska then back across the pacific to Korea.

I'm in Seattle.

Answer call: “Dear customer this is a reminder from <pause> your Microsoft computer support to...”

Who falls for these things?!

RT @heroku@twitter.com
New on Code[ish] - @crc@twitter.com talks with @piamancini@twitter.com, @joshsimmons@twitter.com & @codefinger@twitter.com about compensating maintainers of open source code through @opencollect@twitter.com: http://hrku.co/codeish36 #podcast

Seems legit

Our slightly skinnier, slightly agro big lebowski @LiveLovePaddle@twitter.com kayak tour guide just informed us tandem kayaks are known as divorce makers 🤣

Me and dad getting ready for @deadmau5@twitter.com cubev3 back stage tour!! so excite. p.s. dad is a 67 year old classically trained pianist recently converted mau5 fan 🐭 he might never be the same after tonight